Seriously. That would be F-d up. He looks much more evil than his Zit Monster pal. Imagine this thing screaming at you in another old world language while you work up the courage to freeze it and cut it off. Did it just curse you? Did it just dig its roots deeper into your flesh? Why is it staring at you with its glaring eyes? Now...imagine that it's a genital wart? Didn't see that one coming, now did you?
Finished Size: about 2" x 2"