February 15, 2011

Little Forehead

This guy has a LITTLE FOREHEAD. Forget anything you've ever heard about this guy. His forehead is NORMAL and not at all GARGANTUOUS. So, leave him alone, and pay no attention to those terrible rumors.

Finished Size: about 1" x 4.25"

February 14, 2011

Cupid Gumdrop

Happy Valentine's Day, everybody. Gumdrop Andy will do his best to shoot some love your way. He has terrible aim, so cover your groin.

Finished Size: about 2" x 2"

February 13, 2011

Death

After a couple weeks of incredible snowfall and record breaking low temperatures, today made it over 40 degrees. That's amazing. It's about 65 degrees warmer than it was 3 days ago. Crazy. Anyway, all the snowmen across the land are feeling death's warm grip today. Take THAT....you evil balls of ice.

Finished Size: 2.5" x 2.5"

February 11, 2011

Dude

I like this guy. He's odd.

Finished Size: 1" x 2"

February 10, 2011

Crusty

Wow. That was disgusting. Those were some pretty huge hard chunks of...."stuff"...that I just launched out of my sinuses. Hey sinusitis...suck it. Well, at least the crusty little guy looked happy.

By the way, I thought it was cold the other day, and I was wrong. It was a record low of NEGATIVE 19 this morning by my house. That's NOT the wind chill. Holy crap. I drove into work for that one. Walking across the city is not recommended in that weather, especially when your sinuses are about to explode.

Finished Size: 2.5" x 1.5"

February 9, 2011

Snot Monster

This has been a pretty terrible upper respiratory infection. I've been sick since December 26th. Two ear infections, a throat infection, Acute Bronchitis with a little touch of pneumonia and now, a devilish sinus infection. This has been so shitty that I have completely lost my sense of smell. I can't even smell bleach straight from a bottle. Two rounds of antibiotics and steroids have done...not too much. Oh well. I gotta go blow some more massive snot out of my sinuses. Yay!

Finished Size: 2.5" x 1.5"

February 7, 2011

Angry

Bad day. Bad mood. Angry drawing. Nuff' said.

Finished Size: 2" x 2"

February 6, 2011

Dr. Seuss's Circus McGurkus Squirt!

Super what? Who cares. Screw you, Packers. Anyway, M asked me to draw a whale tonight, and I decided to draw the one that she happened to be holding in her hand (and sleeping with tonight). Well, I drew the one from the book that the stuffed animal is modeled after (in Dr. Seuss style). You can see the cute toy HERE. Anyway, there you go. Enjoy.

Finished Size: about 4" x 3"

February 5, 2011

Mr. Nose Can't Smell Anything

This is really strange. I seriously cannot smell anything right now, and that has never happened to me before. Like, I literally can't smell. I sprayed Lysol, shoved my face in the mist, inhaled, and I did not smell Lysol. That is not possible. You can smell Lysol on a dead bloated body. That's how strong that stuff is. Hey sinus infection...bite me and leave me alone.

Finished Size: about 2" x 2"

February 4, 2011

Candlehead

I was going to draw something about being ill, but this thing just happened. It's odd, but I like it. Maybe this is what should have happened to the candle character in Disney's "Beauty and the Beast."

Finished Size: about 2.5" x 4"

February 3, 2011

Sinusitis

Hey you. Yeah you. Sinus infection monster. Go to Hell. I'm done with you. That is all.

Finished Size: about 2.5" x 2.5"

February 2, 2011

Shoveling

This is a quick sketch of our front yard. The end of the sidewalk is about a 4 foot tall snow drift. The back yard was hit hard too and looked much worse. Pretty amazing stuff. It's definitely a pretty hard working "snow day" from work. Work would actually have been easier.

Finished Size: about 2.5" x 2.5"

February 1, 2011

Snowmageddon

Holy crap. They, as in the weather folks, were right on target. It's pretty nasty out there, and it's only gonna get worse tonight. This will be like the blizzard of '67 that I heard all about for years. The SNOWMAGEDDON of Eleven! I like that. Apparently, there was also Thundersnow and lightning. We may have missed that part, but with all the 50 mph gusts of wind and screaming children, I don't think we could have heard any thunder. Score another one for mother nature. She can kick our asses any day.

Finished Size: about 4" x 2.5"

January 31, 2011

Apple

Today, we finally received our new Apple computers to replace the 6 year old G5's. They are awesome, and the screen is almost TOO large (27 inches). Plus, we have the older monitor still (23 inches). So, both together is kinda crazy. Pretty friggin' sweet.

Finished Size: about 2.5" x 2.5"

January 30, 2011

Tin Man

We're watching The Wizard of Oz right now, by M's request. She is so sweet. When the twister was coming, she screamed at Dorothy, "Get in the house!" And, when the witch was around, M was swinging a play sword at the TV. I love it. So, I felt like doodling the Tin Man. The pen I used is too thick for drawing this small, but it's OK, I suppose. These characters would be nice to do as larger portraits. We'll see.

"There's no place like home."

Finished Size: about 2.5" x 2.5"

January 29, 2011

New Filling Molester

Four new fancy fillings. And, my tongue just can't stop molesting them. Hey tongue, yeah I get it. They feel new and strange. Just let them be. Soon enough, they will feel as familiar as the rest. Just give it a rest, sicko.

On a side note, getting 4 done at once smarts a little bit more than I expected. Joy.

Finished Size: about 2.5" x 2"

January 28, 2011

Decay Demon

Well, I'll be destroying 4 of these so called demons tomorrow. I didn't take such great care of my teeth as a kid, and I suffered the consequences in the form of tons of cavities. So, all that terrible metal has been cracking over the past 2 decades, and it's time to replace them with that fancy white filling. Whoo Hoo! Can't wait?

Finished Size: about 2.5" x 2"

January 25, 2011

Crazy Hat

So, this kid is all ready for some snow action. Everything is in line except for that crazy hat. Do you remember when your winter hats always slid around on your head when you were a kid? They would stretch out and never be the same. And, that really cuts into your outside fun, especially when your parents constantly tell you to put your hat back on. This kid looks mad, and I don't blame him.

Finished Size: about 2.5" x 3"

January 24, 2011

Backlog Blogging

What a 3 months it has been. It feels more like 6 years. But, I am finally all caught up. Lots of scanning, uploading and writing (typing). Whew. *Sigh*

Finished Size: about 2.5" x 2"

January 23, 2011

It's about Friggin' Time!

Whoo Hoo!!! After 3 months and 91 doodles later, I am FINALLY catching up. That took a while, but I'm so glad to get that monkey off my back. I'll try to not let that happen again. Thanks for the thumbs up, Andy. I appreciate it.

Finished Size: about 2.5" x 2.5"