February 15, 2011

Little Forehead

This guy has a LITTLE FOREHEAD. Forget anything you've ever heard about this guy. His forehead is NORMAL and not at all GARGANTUOUS. So, leave him alone, and pay no attention to those terrible rumors.

Finished Size: about 1" x 4.25"

February 14, 2011

Cupid Gumdrop

Happy Valentine's Day, everybody. Gumdrop Andy will do his best to shoot some love your way. He has terrible aim, so cover your groin.

Finished Size: about 2" x 2"

February 13, 2011

Death

After a couple weeks of incredible snowfall and record breaking low temperatures, today made it over 40 degrees. That's amazing. It's about 65 degrees warmer than it was 3 days ago. Crazy. Anyway, all the snowmen across the land are feeling death's warm grip today. Take THAT....you evil balls of ice.

Finished Size: 2.5" x 2.5"

February 11, 2011

Dude

I like this guy. He's odd.

Finished Size: 1" x 2"

February 10, 2011

Crusty

Wow. That was disgusting. Those were some pretty huge hard chunks of...."stuff"...that I just launched out of my sinuses. Hey sinusitis...suck it. Well, at least the crusty little guy looked happy.

By the way, I thought it was cold the other day, and I was wrong. It was a record low of NEGATIVE 19 this morning by my house. That's NOT the wind chill. Holy crap. I drove into work for that one. Walking across the city is not recommended in that weather, especially when your sinuses are about to explode.

Finished Size: 2.5" x 1.5"

February 6, 2011

Dr. Seuss's Circus McGurkus Squirt!

Super what? Who cares. Screw you, Packers. Anyway, M asked me to draw a whale tonight, and I decided to draw the one that she happened to be holding in her hand (and sleeping with tonight). Well, I drew the one from the book that the stuffed animal is modeled after (in Dr. Seuss style). You can see the cute toy HERE. Anyway, there you go. Enjoy.

Finished Size: about 4" x 3"

February 1, 2011

Snowmageddon

Holy crap. They, as in the weather folks, were right on target. It's pretty nasty out there, and it's only gonna get worse tonight. This will be like the blizzard of '67 that I heard all about for years. The SNOWMAGEDDON of Eleven! I like that. Apparently, there was also Thundersnow and lightning. We may have missed that part, but with all the 50 mph gusts of wind and screaming children, I don't think we could have heard any thunder. Score another one for mother nature. She can kick our asses any day.

Finished Size: about 4" x 2.5"

January 25, 2011

Crazy Hat

So, this kid is all ready for some snow action. Everything is in line except for that crazy hat. Do you remember when your winter hats always slid around on your head when you were a kid? They would stretch out and never be the same. And, that really cuts into your outside fun, especially when your parents constantly tell you to put your hat back on. This kid looks mad, and I don't blame him.

Finished Size: about 2.5" x 3"

January 24, 2011

Backlog Blogging

What a 3 months it has been. It feels more like 6 years. But, I am finally all caught up. Lots of scanning, uploading and writing (typing). Whew. *Sigh*

Finished Size: about 2.5" x 2"

January 23, 2011

It's about Friggin' Time!

Whoo Hoo!!! After 3 months and 91 doodles later, I am FINALLY catching up. That took a while, but I'm so glad to get that monkey off my back. I'll try to not let that happen again. Thanks for the thumbs up, Andy. I appreciate it.

Finished Size: about 2.5" x 2.5"

January 21, 2011

Buckethead

He has a head. He has a bucket. The bucket is on his head. Hence, his name is Buckethead. By the way, it's pronounced (Buk-it-hed) and NOT (Buk-E-Theed). Thank you.

Finished Size: about 2.5" x 2.5"

January 20, 2011

Shark Worm

I think this would freak out quite a bit of people, especially if it was really big...like 10 feet long. That would be scary as hell....living under your garden....coming up every once in a while to eat you and your pets.

Finished Size: about 2.5" x 1"

January 19, 2011

Lion

This guy is tiny and cute. Simple and fun. I think I'll keep him. "Mom, he followed me home, can I keep him...please?"

Finished Size: about 1.5" x 1.5"

January 14, 2011

Lank

I am in a weird mood today. I hurt my back last night, and I can't move very well at all, which is very annoying. And, this guy is very weird, too.

Finished Size: about 2" x 3"

January 13, 2011

Eye See You

I see you too. Now, go away.

Finished Size: about 1.5" x 2"

January 12, 2011

2600 80's Egg

The Atari 2600, oh how I love thee. You were such a vital part of my childhood. Because of you, I grew up into a videogame kid. I couldn't tell you how much time I spent playing a terrible, yet awesome rendition of Pac-Man, Combat and Asteroids (my personal favorite). You rocked my world. And, this Egg will explode because of your awesomeness.

Finished Size: about 2.5" x 2"

January 11, 2011

The Sweeper

It's 1-11-11. That was cool for about a second. But for this guy, it shattered his brain, and he will be in a constant state of sweeping for eternity.

Finished Size: about 1.5" x 2.5"

January 6, 2011

Gleebus

Gleebus is his name. Getting angry is his game. He has such an odd head.

Finished Size: about 3" x 4"

January 3, 2011

Migraine

Really? First day back to work from vacation and I have to start my day with a horrible migraine? Awesome. Just what I always wanted.

Finished Size: about 1.5" x 1.5"

January 1, 2011

Gumdrop Andy Post Party Fun

Poor guy. He looks terrible. If I drank alcohol, I bet I could understand what he is going through. But, I don't. However, I've seen enough drunk people to know what they look like, and usually, they look like crap. I bet Andy got into the Grain Alcohol Bong party.

Happy New Year!

Finished Size: about 1.5" x 1.5"