February 15, 2011

Little Forehead

This guy has a LITTLE FOREHEAD. Forget anything you've ever heard about this guy. His forehead is NORMAL and not at all GARGANTUOUS. So, leave him alone, and pay no attention to those terrible rumors.

Finished Size: about 1" x 4.25"

February 14, 2011

Cupid Gumdrop

Happy Valentine's Day, everybody. Gumdrop Andy will do his best to shoot some love your way. He has terrible aim, so cover your groin.

Finished Size: about 2" x 2"

February 13, 2011

Death

After a couple weeks of incredible snowfall and record breaking low temperatures, today made it over 40 degrees. That's amazing. It's about 65 degrees warmer than it was 3 days ago. Crazy. Anyway, all the snowmen across the land are feeling death's warm grip today. Take THAT....you evil balls of ice.

Finished Size: 2.5" x 2.5"

February 12, 2011

Sorry

We played the board game tonight with M. I think she is a little young for this one, but she won anyway. We'll have to try it again later. But, she had fun, and that is all that matters.

Finished Size: 3" x 2.5"

February 11, 2011

Dude

I like this guy. He's odd.

Finished Size: 1" x 2"

February 10, 2011

Crusty

Wow. That was disgusting. Those were some pretty huge hard chunks of...."stuff"...that I just launched out of my sinuses. Hey sinusitis...suck it. Well, at least the crusty little guy looked happy.

By the way, I thought it was cold the other day, and I was wrong. It was a record low of NEGATIVE 19 this morning by my house. That's NOT the wind chill. Holy crap. I drove into work for that one. Walking across the city is not recommended in that weather, especially when your sinuses are about to explode.

Finished Size: 2.5" x 1.5"

February 9, 2011

Snot Monster

This has been a pretty terrible upper respiratory infection. I've been sick since December 26th. Two ear infections, a throat infection, Acute Bronchitis with a little touch of pneumonia and now, a devilish sinus infection. This has been so shitty that I have completely lost my sense of smell. I can't even smell bleach straight from a bottle. Two rounds of antibiotics and steroids have done...not too much. Oh well. I gotta go blow some more massive snot out of my sinuses. Yay!

Finished Size: 2.5" x 1.5"

February 8, 2011

Friggin' Cold

So, it's pretty cold out. Like...instant pain on your skin, cold. And, walking in this weather against a strong wind coming off of a lake...is not recommended. Whenever I see that the temperature is starting off at below zero, then I know that I am in for a fun walk.

Finished Size: .5" x 2"

February 7, 2011

Angry

Bad day. Bad mood. Angry drawing. Nuff' said.

Finished Size: 2" x 2"

February 6, 2011

Dr. Seuss's Circus McGurkus Squirt!

Super what? Who cares. Screw you, Packers. Anyway, M asked me to draw a whale tonight, and I decided to draw the one that she happened to be holding in her hand (and sleeping with tonight). Well, I drew the one from the book that the stuffed animal is modeled after (in Dr. Seuss style). You can see the cute toy HERE. Anyway, there you go. Enjoy.

Finished Size: about 4" x 3"

February 5, 2011

Mr. Nose Can't Smell Anything

This is really strange. I seriously cannot smell anything right now, and that has never happened to me before. Like, I literally can't smell. I sprayed Lysol, shoved my face in the mist, inhaled, and I did not smell Lysol. That is not possible. You can smell Lysol on a dead bloated body. That's how strong that stuff is. Hey sinus infection...bite me and leave me alone.

Finished Size: about 2" x 2"

February 4, 2011

Candlehead

I was going to draw something about being ill, but this thing just happened. It's odd, but I like it. Maybe this is what should have happened to the candle character in Disney's "Beauty and the Beast."

Finished Size: about 2.5" x 4"

February 3, 2011

Sinusitis

Hey you. Yeah you. Sinus infection monster. Go to Hell. I'm done with you. That is all.

Finished Size: about 2.5" x 2.5"

February 2, 2011

Shoveling

This is a quick sketch of our front yard. The end of the sidewalk is about a 4 foot tall snow drift. The back yard was hit hard too and looked much worse. Pretty amazing stuff. It's definitely a pretty hard working "snow day" from work. Work would actually have been easier.

Finished Size: about 2.5" x 2.5"

February 1, 2011

Snowmageddon

Holy crap. They, as in the weather folks, were right on target. It's pretty nasty out there, and it's only gonna get worse tonight. This will be like the blizzard of '67 that I heard all about for years. The SNOWMAGEDDON of Eleven! I like that. Apparently, there was also Thundersnow and lightning. We may have missed that part, but with all the 50 mph gusts of wind and screaming children, I don't think we could have heard any thunder. Score another one for mother nature. She can kick our asses any day.

Finished Size: about 4" x 2.5"